me: oh gosh that character is attractive
person: but he's the villain
me: i'm sorry were you trying to make a point there because i don't see one
Call me maybe starts playing on the radio
me: oh my god not again
me: I THREW A WISH IN THE WELL DON'T ASK ME I'LL NEVER TELL
Guys. Britain did it. They set fire to the rain.
shadow-purple: asslenko: mormondad: obama would’ve jumped from that helicopter obama would’ve piloted that helicopter and crashed it into the olympic field, only to emerge proud and unscathed from the rubble as an eagle landed on his shoulder caw caw motherfucker
So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. a man is not very tired, he is...– dead poets society (1989)
cartoonnetwerk: I don’t understand why some snacks are “fun-sized”, there’s really nothing “fun” about having a smaller portion of food.
brief summary of doctor who: what
brief summary of supernatural: why
brief summary of sherlock: how
brief summary of avengers: yes
brief summary of glee: bullshit
filemeunderfunky: this is ringo and he howls cutely look at him go
Person: Theatre is stupid
Person: Musicals are gay
Police: So can you tell me what happened?
Me: He ran into my knife.
Me: He ran into my knife ten times.
Ensemble behind you: HE HAD IT COMIN'!
Jane Magazine: Have you ever faked an orgasm?
Cillian Murphy: Yes. I was young. You never think of men [doing it], but it's just as possible.
Jane Magazine: Did the person know?
Cillian Murphy: No. I'm an actor, for God's sake.
One of the worst ways to stop someone from telling sexist jokes is to tell him...– If This Isn’t From a Book, It Should Be (via gaircyrch)
bobbryars: unfollowing me won’t keep fueled by ramen bands together