red shirts, defense against the dark arts teachers, night vale interns
anyone who associates with odysseusgirls who sleep with sam
#i love how everyone just knows
(via Valerija S. Vlasov)
dsfklsajflsjfdlk that’s the german word for kittens?
literally: “cat children”
ISN’T GERMAN A CUTE LANGUAGE
DO YOU KNOW THE GERMAN WORD FOR BAT
HOW IS THAT NOT JUST KAWAII AS HECK
My favorite is their word for bagpipes.
But then their word for skull is Totenkopf, as in Death’s Head.
So German basically has two settings, kawaii and metal, and there is no in between.
I love German.
Reblogging for the German lesson.
You what your dog?
waiting for the tumblr video player to load
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history
gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive
gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC
wat a gently delivered compliment thank u
(Source: vaxeens, via senseuissick)
$250 for a meet and greet? You better get to suck their dick or something — my mom (via hazardoushearts)
(Source: ahcalamity, via auniverseofimpossibilities)
the one in the drivers seat.
He has a chauffeur
that he drives.
And then I realized…